my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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