Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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