After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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