doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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