I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
