Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I just blew my weed a kiss
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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