im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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The cougar kind?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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