I hate your face
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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