do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
it was like having sex with a tree stump
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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