Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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