I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You are a genius and a whore.
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