i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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