I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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