YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
She needs sedatives and a leash
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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