It's Friday. Sex?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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