This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
