Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Acid is not a monday night drug
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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