So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize