wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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