I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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