from now on my penis is your penis
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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