The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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