how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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