As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My ass is underappreciated
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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