Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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