I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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