it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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