dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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