yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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