If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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