we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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