TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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