id be glad to
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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