Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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