I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Randomize
