chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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