Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
COCAINE IS GR8
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
