i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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