its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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