He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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