i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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