don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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