I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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