lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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