babies were throwing up all over the place
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
