Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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