so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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