it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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