Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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