Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
