Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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