Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
