So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
