Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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