I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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