Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Acid is not a monday night drug
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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