I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize